13.10.2011

Das Wort zum Freitag


Hilfe in der Not.

Es ist nicht schön, mit einem Problem allein zu sein. Ganz besonders nicht, wenn es sich bei dem um ein moralisches Dilemma handelt. Oft helfen dann auch Bücher nicht mehr weiter. Manchmal, ich wage es kaum zu sagen, kann selbst unser Evangelium keine Antwort geben. Wie kann man dann Hilfe finden, wo dann Rat suchen?

Schwester Farfalla hat eine Möglichkeit gefunden und sie ist so einfach, dass ich mich schon schäme, sie nicht schon längst von selbst angeboten zu haben. Bringt eurer Problem fuir unser Monsterchen Kirche. So werdet ihr denn auch Rat finden, wie Schwester Farfalla, die mir schrieb:


Ehrwürdiger Bruder Spaghettus,



als spirituelles Vorbild liegt mir viel an eurem Rat. Eure Meinungen und theologische Gedanken helfen mir sehr mich auch in schwierigen Zeiten mit unserem - einzig wahren - Glauben zu identifizieren.

Auch wenn ich noch als ungetaufter Heide in Sünde Lebe richte ich mein Leben nach SEINEM Willen aus und bemühe mich SEINE Wünsche und Gebote nach bestem Wissen und Gewissen zu erfüllen.



Gerade deswegen blicke ich bang dem Wintereinbruch entgegen. Ans piratenarme Festland gefesselt blieb mir schon zum TLAPD nur eine dünne und notdürftig zusammengeschneiderte Piratenuniform. Auch muss ich zugeben das es hier, umzingelt vom Katholischen, selbst an den grundlegensten Gütern fehlt. So besitze ich weder Nudelsieb noch Hut, nur das Piratentuch ist mir gegeben.

Ich weiß das ES mich damit prüfen will. Doch mit sinkenden Temperaturen frage ich euch nach geistigem Beistand: Ist es bei widrigem Wetter trotz aller religiöser Richtlinien zu verantworten das dünne Piratenhemd gegen einen dicken Wollpulli und die dünne, vom Deckschrubben abgewetze Leinenhose gegen ein wärmeres Beinkleid zu tauschen, ohne mich dafür verantwortlich zu sehen vielen traurigen Kinderaugen einen schneelosen Winter erklären zu müssen?



mögen eure Nudeln immer al dente sein,

Schwester Farfalla

Für alle die, die sich vielleicht mit dem gleichen oder doch einem ähnlichen Problem  herumschlagen, füge ich noch meine Antwort bei. Hat jemand ganz andere Probleme, gleich welcher Art, macht es wie Schwester Farfalla, wendet euch an mich und euch wird geholfen.

Meine liebe Schwester Farfalla,



es macht mir große Freude zu lesen, wie sehr du vom einzig wissenschaftlichen Glauben durchdrungen bist. Es erfüllt mich mit Demut, wenn du bei mir in deiner tiefen Not im Vertrauen auf eine helfende Antwort um Rat fragst.



Wisse, wir alle sind nur Menschen und können so irren. Irrt doch selbst unser liebes Monster, vor allem, wenn es mal wieder zu viel am Biervulkan war. Doch ich gehe tief in mich und unternehme alle Anstrengungen, um für deine Seelenpein die rechte Antwort zu finden.



Zunächst fällt das sogar recht leicht. Wenn du kein Nudelsieb besitzt, wird dich das bei der Zubereitung von al dente Paste stören können. Als Kopfbedeckung ist es hingegen nicht geeignet. Das nicht, weil in kalten Wintertagen durch die Löcher gar grausig der Wind pfeifen würde, sondern weil ES es so gebietet. Piraten sind sein ausgewähltes Volk, als Piraten sollen wir uns kleiden. Nicht nur, um IHM zu gefallen, vor allem, weil dies der einzige Weg ist, das Erdklima wieder ins rechte Lot zu bringen.



Piratenhut und Piratentuch sind völlig gleichwertig, tragen doch auch Piraten sowohl das eine als auch das andere. Du bist also, was die Kopfbedeckung anbelangt, bestens ausgerüstet.



Reicht das aber? Darfst du, nur um dich persönlich wohler zu fühlen, einfach auf das Tragen deiner Piratenuniform im Winter verzichten?

Eine wirklich schwierig zu beantwortende Frage. Wer solche Fragen recht beantworten will, muss beides beachten: die Schrift und die Praxis.

Piratenpraxis kennen wir alle. Manche tragen Mäntel, manche Hemd und Hose, manche zeigen sogar stolz ihren gut gebauten Oberkörper unverhüllt. Ich bin sicher, letztere Praxis würde auch dir gut stehen, tief in prüdem Feindesland kann ich dir aber nicht ernsthaft dazu raten. Vor allem bringt es uns ja nicht der Lösung des Problems näher, denn ganz klar wäre das nur Sommeroutfit. Aber eins hilft uns. Piraten gingen nur selten zum Uniformschneider. Sie nahmen und trugen am Leib, was sie erbeuteten. So dürfte es vom praktischen Standpunkt keinerlei Problem sein, wenn du einen Wintermantel oder andere warme Kleidung trägst, so du sie erbeutet hast. Aber bitte verfalle nicht der Untugend der Bequemlichkeit und kaufe dir sie einfach.



Was sagt nun die Schrift?             



Der Prophet sagt, "Sich als Pirat zu bezeichnen oder als solcher zu verkleiden, macht einen noch nicht zum Freibeuter" wobei er allerdings schon unterscheidet: "Sich als Pirat verkleiden, kommt dem schon näher". Nur etwas später stellt er sich die Frage: WWEPT? (Was würde ein Pirat tun?) Es kommt also nicht so auf das Aussehen, sondern auf das Handeln an. Wenn du auch ohne deine übliche Uniform fest im Glauben bleibst, wenn du auch mit Piratentuch weiter fleißig auf Kaperfahrt gehst, bleibst du auf rechtem Kurs.



Nur einen Rat vom Propheten selbst noch: "Will  man das Piratenleben leben, muss man auch das Ewige Arrrgh!!! akzeptieren. Ohne das wärst du nur eine traurige Landratte.





Mögen meine Gedanken dir geholfen haben



Bruder Spaghettus.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

Kommentare:

  1. Bruder Tortelloni10/14/2011 6:57 vorm.

    RAmen!

    Weise Worte ehrwürdiger Bruder!
    So soll es denn geschehen!

    In folge dessen ist mir zu Ohren gekommen, das frierende Piraten sich auch die wohlige wärme des Rums zu eigen machten! ;-)

    Schönen Feiertag an alle Pastafari!

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  2. Danke, Bruder, für deinen überaus wichtigen Hinweis. Sagt doch selbst unser Prophet: Ein Pirat würde Grog trinken. WWEPT 96 I

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